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  • I live in Can'tada
  • I was born on December 17
  • My occupation is yeet
  • I am The Sam.
  • Samuel17


    June 4, 2016 by Samuel17

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    Halter is a huge living dumbbell and one of the first members of The Gang. Acting as the team's most stalwart muscle, Halter does not work that often at the office but makes a living out of practically anything requiring his ginormous strength, especially demolition and mining.

    Simply put, Halter is a very imposing, towering and anthropomorphic dumbbell possessing muscular arms with four-digit hands, and two hexagonal weights that make up his head and his sole "foot". He is near always seen with a pair of black shades nailed…

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    May 29, 2016 by Samuel17

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    Kacaw is an ostrich hailing from the arid outskirts of the Desert series. Seeking challenges and trouble to quell around the world, he eventually came across the group he's part of and decided to stay due to most of the group's shared love of adventuring. Although Kacaw absolutely does not work at the office, he'll gladly accept any task/mission requiring his physical prowess.

    Kacaw is a tall and robust ostrich. Being an ostrich, Kacaw possesses a large frame, an unmistakably long neck topped by a comparatively small head,…

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  • Samuel17


    May 15, 2016 by Samuel17

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    Nicholas (or better known by his nickname, Bottledo) is a living water bottle and the de facto leader of The Gang. He lived a rather average and uneventful life until his discovery of the iconic group he's part of today, which was still a developing business at the time. Bottledo proved to be an invaluable asset to the group with his great mind and abilities, and helped it flourish. Nowadays, he's a very well respected figure in the group, in many parts thanks to his resourcefulness and intellect, among other things.


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  • Samuel17


    May 15, 2016 by Samuel17

    So. Stories.

    I've been thinking and maybe I could follow the bandwagon and start some of my own!

    Well, okay. Maybe. Probably not until a long time, if at all. For the time being, though, this blog will mostly explain a bit the stories' settings, as well as being a general idea dump. Introducing...

    What the hell is a Samline?

    Well, it'll be where some/most of my stories will take place. Allow me to explain some of it with a list.

    • In general, it's a timeline with not a lot of defined events, focusing mainly on the stories themselves. Thus, it could be considered as "evergrowing". In general, this timeline favors status quo a little bit.
    • Otherwise, some events associated with Alpha (and by extension, Beta and Pi), such as the whole Kuipter thing, d…

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  • Samuel17


    January 3, 2016 by Samuel17

    From now on I'll be writing about how my life goes. Probably more convenient than userpage news.


    Midterms are very near. Not sure how I feel. I do not fear them, but I don't feel that ready as well. Huh.

    Anyhow, good news: Mum may have decided to let me use the laptop again. That, or she completely and totally forgot about my computer ban. But does it really matter? I can use laptop on weekdays again!

    I'd also like to congratulate Mori and Ivan for their newly found adminship.


    Oh boy, would you look at the date!

    It's the final day of vacations. Great.

    10th grade is, over here at least, often considered the most important scholar year, so I probably will tryhard through the various schoolwork. I'll try not to juggle last-minute h…

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