-Pick up NONEXISTENT PUMPKIN
What Pumpkin? You wonder what the heck you are on about. You are quite sure that there are no pumpkins, and never will be. Quite frankly, you find the notion absurd. All of a sudden, a tarmac road appearifies under you, and the two huts turn into two-story brick buildings.You can see more buildings to the NORTH(Forward) and the SOUTH(Backward.) You appear to have gone forwards in time. There is a MISPRINT CARD on the ground.
>Pick up MISPRINT CARD
-Wait
Nope, No panel this time.
Instead, A village appearifies around you, and you are right in the middle of
two huts marked "Bank" and "Hospital".
There is the NONEXISTENT PUMPKIN on the ground.
>Pick up NONEXISTENT PUMPKIN
-ATTACK
You ATTACK the SQUIRRELZILLA With your RIFLE (LV. 1). SQUIRRELZILLA took 20 damage!
SQUIRRELZILLA's Stats:
0/20 HP
LV. 1
BATTLE STRATEGIES:
RAWR :3
SQUIRRELZILLA was defeated!
You and your RIFLE gained 20 EXP.
Your RIFLE Leveled up!
DAMAGE:22 (+2)
HP:11 (+1)
AMMO:12 (+3)
>Wait
-Rifle, Right
You pick up the RIFLE and go RIGHT. Suddenly, a SQUIRRELZILLA appearifies one more turn to the front of you, and a SANDBAG FORT appearifies in front of you as well.
>ATTACK
-Wait for acid
You wait for the acid. Strangely, it never comes. Instead, The panel rises up and locks into a hole in a larger panel. This time, there are railings on the edges of the panel which you would have fallen off of on the smaller panel. You can go F(orward), R(ight), L(eft), B(ack). There is the REVOLVER, the RIFLE, and the SHORTSWORD on the ground.
>Rifle, Right