Me: Hello parking meter!
Parking meter: Hello.
Me: Nice weather we're having, eh?
Me: So, uh, going anywhere tonight?
Me: Oh. Uh...so...
Me: You been filled up yet?
PM: *jingle jingle* Nope.
Me: Oh. Uh...you...want a quarter?
Me: Uh...a dime then?
Me: Oh. Uh, so, I'd better be going now, I've got a hedge to make an appointment with. I'll see you around, parking meter.
MORE POINTLESS MUCH?!?!