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Just random stuff and junk. I guess.

Parenting 1021

What would it be like if Kui and Rev raised their kids on their own?

Kuipter: Revelian, the children are crying again.

Revelian: Then feed them or something!

Kuipter: What do Equestrian-Dark Matters even eat?

Revelian: Fucked if I know! Give them milk or something.


Kuipter: You know, Revelian, my daughter, Starbreeze, is already enrolled in a 402-step program for her to have a successful life and a good living. </bragging>

Revelian: Well, uh... Solaria already knows how to talk!

Kuipter: Oh?

Solaria: Yeah!!

Kuipter: Is there a tutor you could recommend?

Solaria: Fucking shit! Fucking shit!

Kuipter: Never mind.

Solaria: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!

Revelian: *facepalms*


Revelian: I'M SORRY TEACHER BUT HE STARTED CRYING SO I HAD TO COME WITH HIM TO EVERY CLASS.

thend. lel.

Super Zeronius Bros.

What if the Zeronius brothers became plumbers?

Guy McPerson: You're hired!

Mura: Yay!


It's because plumbers.

Revelian: It's a me, a Revvio.

Revelian: *jumps on a bunch of GSWs*

Kuipter: ... Why am I second player? You only leave behind one coin in every level we go through, you ass!

Look-a-troopa: Look! A troopa!


Mura: Hey guys, I got someone to come help us out!

Poisonshot: I AM THE PLUMBERSHOT TH

Revelian: OH HELL FUCKING NO.


Kuipter: Alright, Poisonshot, just put this drain cleaner in there.

Kuipter leaves the room.

Poisonshot: *pours a growth potion down the drain* Youngsnow! Have growth potion and ish breed with femmales! *gives bottle of drain cleaner*

Youngsnow: Okay!


Also in this whole adventure Kuipter had the stereotypical plumber crack because mental images.


Guy McPerson: Hey you guys did a pretty good job and now I will pay you.

Rumbling noises.

And suddenly there's a big explosion and stuff. And it stinks.

thend?

No because they later run a barber shop. (Get it? Barber shop? You know, that one story? That's the joke.)

Keeping Tab(uu)s On Him

Hankvi picks up a letter addressed to him and reads what appears to be written in fecal matter.

"u r stushid hornz lonk liek ludicirnos bone(r) bulge. get caner and dien. bye. by shy kawks."

Hankvi: ... They do? Really...? I must see this for myself!

/segways into hankvicrine smutfic/

IRL-D: Ohgogwhy

thend.

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