Zoop :: Be,Pe
Just random stuff and junk. I guess.
What would it be like if Kui and Rev raised their kids on their own?
Kuipter: Revelian, the children are crying again.
Revelian: Then feed them or something!
Kuipter: What do Equestrian-Dark Matters even eat?
Revelian: Fucked if I know! Give them milk or something.
Kuipter: You know, Revelian, my daughter, Starbreeze, is already enrolled in a 402-step program for her to have a successful life and a good living. </bragging>
Revelian: Well, uh... Solaria already knows how to talk!
Kuipter: Is there a tutor you could recommend?
Solaria: Fucking shit! Fucking shit!
Kuipter: Never mind.
Solaria: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!
Revelian: I'M SORRY TEACHER BUT HE STARTED CRYING SO I HAD TO COME WITH HIM TO EVERY CLASS.
Super Zeronius Bros.
What if the Zeronius brothers became plumbers?
Guy McPerson: You're hired!
It's because plumbers.
Revelian: It's a me, a Revvio.
Revelian: *jumps on a bunch of GSWs*
Kuipter: ... Why am I second player? You only leave behind one coin in every level we go through, you ass!
Look-a-troopa: Look! A troopa!
Mura: Hey guys, I got someone to come help us out!
Poisonshot: I AM THE PLUMBERSHOT TH
Revelian: OH HELL FUCKING NO.
Kuipter: Alright, Poisonshot, just put this drain cleaner in there.
Kuipter leaves the room.
Poisonshot: *pours a growth potion down the drain* Youngsnow! Have growth potion and ish breed with femmales! *gives bottle of drain cleaner*
Also in this whole adventure Kuipter had the stereotypical plumber crack because mental images.
Guy McPerson: Hey you guys did a pretty good job and now I will pay you.
And suddenly there's a big explosion and stuff. And it stinks.
No because they later run a barber shop. (Get it? Barber shop? You know, that one story? That's the joke.)
Keeping Tab(uu)s On Him
Hankvi picks up a letter addressed to him and reads what appears to be written in fecal matter.
"u r stushid hornz lonk liek ludicirnos bone(r) bulge. get caner and dien. bye. by shy kawks."
Hankvi: ... They do? Really...? I must see this for myself!
/segways into hankvicrine smutfic/