The following page was an attempt at a collaborative story started by Poisonshot. Due to a language barrier, an inability to establish canonity prior to Timelines, and many other reasons, the project was abandoned. As of 809-2016, it has been edited to include only content from Poisonshot's edits in addition to minor fixes.
And oh boy, is this one monster of a story.
Vamgreed are any Cravolca Creation.It's Red, Blue and Yellow.Have Three head, and is a eel.The Normal Head is the Yellow one. Red have Fire and Lava type, Blue have Ice and Freeze Type and Yellow have Thunder and Plasma type.
- DMS kill He
- Poisonshot Found a egg in the Vamgreed Blue head.It's hatched and Poisonshot Call she Icro.
- Vamgreed Revive, but now only the Red Head here.
1:The War Start
- Cravolca:Thank, Vamgreed to breed with Veyron!
- Vamgreed:Yes, I too made it destroy the village.
- Vamgreed:*read in the window* NOOO!GREED FAILED!LET PWN HE!
- Cravolca:No, let give he anonther chance... ...let go Spikebound kill Ausky.The clone.
- Spikebound:*Go break Ludicrine house*Send a Email that is:Please kill Cravolca, Ausky, the clone, please.
- Ausky:WHAT?I dont want.I know that you not Ludicrine, you Spikebound!
- Cravolca:You failed.
- Vamgreed:I am sleepy.
- Vamgreed:What?You are Kole Mother?
In Ludicrine House...
- Hole:I KILL YOU BECUASE YOU KILLED MY CHILD!HHHHHHHHKNOWKKKKKL
- Ludicrine:OH KOLE MOM.WAIT, KOLE DONT HAVE MOTHER.
- Hole:It just a joke.And when he explosed, it warp here.
- Ludicrine:OHHHHH!@**%?%(#Kole is alive
- Ludicrine:*Throw Hole in jail, but Kole put Ludicrine in jail*
- Kole:KKKKKBroken your dectector.Is for this you not detected me.
- Kole:*return in Cravolca base*
- Cravolca:Kole!Where Hole!
- Kole:In a jail.But I putted Ludicrine in jail and I take Skylark with me.He need know the Verity.
- Skylark:*Try leave away*
- Cravolca:Perfect.Now turn it to any enzyme.
- Skylark:No I dont want be a enzyme!
- Cravolca:Sorry but is the verity.
- Clyde:PoisonshotOH MY CRAVOLCA BASE.*Save Skylark, but his 2nd leg is areadly turned to any enzyme**Run*
- Clyde:PoisonshotSkylark miss a leg!
- Poisonshot:Bahhh... ...just add any leg graft.
In Cravolca Base of Operation
- Cravolca:Kole, kill shenny and take the Murasama!
- Kole:*Go out with a ship*Yahoo!
- Shenny:I will always have the Murasa*die by a bomb blast**Kuipter head pop out with body*
- Kuipter:HOW I AM ALIVE?
- Kole:*Take Murasama* BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
- Kuipter:NOOOO!MY BASE!*Take airship and run away*
Returned in Cravolca Base...
- Cravolca:Is a Success, Kole?
- Kole:Yes.*Give Cravolca the Murasama*
3:Hole get out Jail
- Cravolca:Ok.Last thing to do:Make Hole get out of the jail.
- Kole:I want do this.
At LD house...
- Kole*Broke Life Dectector* BLUH!*Open Hole Jail, Throw LD in ZoshiX house*
- ZoshiX:LD!Why you has been trowed here?
- Ludicrine:It's*get uncoucious*
- Kole:*Take Ergoth and make Ergoth Uncoucious*KKKKKKKKKKKKKUW*Return in Cravolca base*
- Kole:Success!I also captured Ergoth and Make LD uncousious!
- Cravolca:Congragulation!Now, you can sleep.
- Kole:Yes I was tired.
- Cravolca:Vamgreed, take your child.
- Greed:MAKE ME GO OUT PRISON, DMS!
- DMS:Ne...*Get Uncousious*
- Vamgreed:I here for save you, Greed, my child.
- Greed:OHH DAD!
- Vamgreed:*take DMS*Both will have the ultimate power!
- Greed:Just a thing...*Stole the Pilory*I stoled the Pilory!
- Vamgreed:Do you want know a secret?
- Greed:Yes, what it is?
- Vamgreed:Everyone thing all Batch dead.BUT THIS FALSE!I am a batch, along with you!
- Greed:This mean MY child too?
5:The Egg in the Head
- Poisonshot:*Inspect Vamgreed body* Oh, a white thing in the Blue Vamgreed head!
- White Thing:*Crac**A Baby Blue Trapezoid Eel go out*
- Poisonshot:OHH it's a egg.
- Poisonshot:Let scanning it... No Batch, female.
- Poisonshot:I call she Icro
- Icro:I like you.
All Organs enter in Red Vamgreed Head, and Vamgreed revive and go away.
- Icro:Who is He?
- Poisonshot:Your dad.But it's evil.
In Cravolca House...
- Cravolca:This was 2 day that Vamgreed not here!
- Vamgreed:I... ...failed.
- Cravolca:I give you chance.
- Vamgreed:Oh no the egg is not with me...
- Poisonshot:*Secretely talk to Icro attack Vamgreed*
- Vamgreed:?&$&$?%& IT'S MY DAUGHTER!
- Icro:Stop being Stupidely evil.No batch inside me.
6:The Cravolca Man
- Cravolca:I have now breeded.Go make Batch inside Icro, Entactar.
- Icro:Throw Entactar to the wall.
- Cravolca:You search battle...
- Cravolca Egg:*Hatch*
- Baby:*Use Blade and Poisonshot&Icro leave*
- Cravolca:I name She... ah yes!Annopole!
- Annopole:Who is the one attack you?
- Cravolca:Poisonshot and Icro.
- Annopole:Who Icro?
- Cravolca:The Daughter of the man at you right.
- Annopole:And Poisonshot?
- Cravolca:It's of the Roxman Species.
- Annopole:Who Roxmans?
- Cravolca:A Species that have Boxers armys.
- Cravolca:Vamgreed, go take Philanem.
- Vamgreed:How I do take it!?!
- Cravolca:His park dont have Detection.Make a tunnel to have Philanem.
At DMS house...
- Greed:I love you, Philanem.PHIMANEM.WHERE ARE YOU.
- Vamgreed:HA HA HA WITH ME!
- Greed:DMS!Vamgreed has Kidnaped Philanem!
At Cravolca Base...
- Cravolca:AHH!You here Vamgreed!
- Philanem:Where am I?
- Cravolca:In my base.Kuipter is my enemy.Dont listen to DMS, he want in reality kill you!
- Philanem:I want revange!
- Cravolca:Yes.You are a Headtower Batch now.
- Philanem:Let Kill DMS!
- DMS:FUUU-.Ludicrine, I dont know why is Vamgreed...
- DMS:GAHHH!A HEADTOWER BATCH!
- Philanem:*Throw Poison Beam at DMS, that get Unconcious*
- Vamgreed:*Take DMS**Goto Cravolca Jail and Put DMS in a Jail*
- DMS:*Reconcious*AHHH!WHERE AM I!
- Entactar:In the Cravolca Jail.
- Entactar:You will die of this reaveal.
- Entactar:We has turned Philanem to a Batch.
- DMS:You will regret that has life.
- Entactar:HA HA HA HA HA, NYA HA HA HA HA
- ?:*Cut Entactar Left Wing*It's me ZoshiX!
- ZoshiX:I here for *Go Paralized*
- Annopole:Punishment to cut my mother Left Wing.*Throw a Laser Beam to ZoshiX*
- ZoshiX:GAHHHHHHHHHH!*Get unconsious*
8:The Huge Chance
- Annopole:*Put ZoshiX in a jail*
- ZoshiX:*Reconsious*GAH!I IN A JAIL!
- Annopole:HA HA HA HA HA
- ?:*Enter*Now it's Ludicrine.
- Philanem:HA HA HA *Power Up to Batch Form*
- Ludicrine:Not this one...
- Vamgreed:Cravolca want I take Lust!
- Vamgreed:Is night and everyone sleep.*Take Lust and Return to Cravolca Base*
- Vamgreed:I have lust, cravolca!
- Cravolca:Perfect!Now is time make the Lust Doplehanger!
- Creating Machine:Your enemy is created.
- Cravolca:Ha!Now is time to Lust Die!I call she Dopplelust!
- Vamgreed:*Put Lust in Arena of the Dead*
- Lust:*Wake up*Where am I!
- Dopplelust:I your Graveyard!
- Lust:Secret ability!
- Dopplelust:I resistant to Fire!HA HA HA HA HA!
- Lust:You cant beat me!
- Dopplelust:HA!Secret Ability:Ice Rupture!
- Dopplelust:Oh you survived!But your tail end went missing!
- Lust:*Broke a wall and make a tunnel*GAH!GAH!GAH!
- Lust:*Enter Jail*OHH A JAIL!
- DMS:You here, Lust!
- Lust:Yes, but I founded my Dopplehanger and she have disintegrate my tail end!
- Lust:*Open ZoshiX and DMS Jail*
- ?:*Broke a wall* Greed Revange!Vamgreed kidnapped Lust and Philanem!Go out for I finish this batch!
- Philanem:*Throw 50 Poison Beam*
- Greed:*Open Greed Tower Form*OHH, THIS LOOK LIKE ME.
- Philanem:DIE!HA HA HA HA HA!*Throw Blood Beam*
- Greed:BLOOD BEAM?EHHH?TREATOR PHILANEM!
- Philanem:Exactely!It's you the treator!*Throw Freeze Beam*
- Greed:GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!*Return to Normal Form*
- Philanem:*Put Greed in jail*HA HA HA HA HA!
- Eridan:What we do, now?
- Swimfree:Enter Volcano!
In Cravolca Base...
- Cravolca:Annopole, we will take the control of sunland!
- Annopole:Yay!Could I be the dirigeant of this project?
- Annopole:The name will be:Sunvolcana!
- Cravolca:Yes!Cool name!
- Eridan:*Enter in cravolca base*
- Cravolca:?&%?&$& ERIDAN!
- Eridan:Yes it's me.*Throw a Water Beam to Cravolca*
- Cravolca:HA HA HA HA HA IT'S USELESS!
- Annopole:Yes!*Go to Sunland*
- Swimfree:*Enter* MY TURN!*Throw Water Bomb to Vamgreed*
- Vamgreed:GAHH!MY WEAKENESS!
- Misecret(New Character!):*Go out of Vamgreed Body*HA HA HA HA I AM THE SECRET BROTHER OF VAMGREED!
- Vamgreed:Yes, the Misery Dople Hanger!
- Cravolca:NOW GO OUT.*Use secret ability*
- Eridan and Swimfree:*Rans away*
- Annopole:Mother... ...ZoshiX have killed entactar...
- Cravolca:Just do this!*Use a revive machine*
- Annopole:I let take control of this!
- Entactar:Well, sure!
- Annopole:Ok.First, kill people!
So now, all rans away!
- Annopole:Two, add clones army!Three, make castle!
- Clones:Ok, master.
- Entactar:Look like perfect!
- Selfsort:I going pwn you!My natal area!You destroyed, burned, a pwned my natal area!
- Clones:Pwn he!
- Selfsort:*Throw METEOR BEAM*
Same as RYU, but avoided a light destiny instead of a Drak Destiny.All die a long ago.
?Greed and Vamgreed possibly a Batch.?
A Randow Spawner, when bred, can spawn anything; can make a Multicolor Dark Matter, a Eos with drills, even humans! Randow Spawners can spawn only 2 pets at once.
Update:It know now that is it Instaban that spawned he.
These are additional archived comments, edit summaries, and saved remarks that are not included in the final/unpolished product of this story.
"Ok ok ok THIS HAS GOT TO STOP." - DMSwordsmaster, 519-2011
"Fanfiction?..." - Lazro, 520-2011
"What is this?!?!?!?!?!?!" - Not Gamelover101, 527-2011
"I laughed so hard at that first line that I have a six pack. W00t. - Waddle D33, 714-2011
According to this comment on 610-2011, a "natal area" in Selfsort's language refers to the genital area. Not actually, but it's funny to misinterpret it that way.
Well, may a bad traduction of born area.Selfsort language say (natal) instead of born.
While Ludicrine was in the process of editing the story, the entirety of Chapter 6 (Chapter 4 at the time) was replaced with the following text on 831-2011:
4: The freaky chapter Okay, so Irco and Poisonshot escape after a failed attack, and Annopole, who is apparently Cravolca's daughter, was made into a Batch.
R.I.P. "I HAVE NOW BREEDED. *Fanfare music*"